LOL, I'm a terrorist to USA!(Stolen Meme)

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Stolen from :iconparadigm-shifting:paradigm-shifting, I edit bit of it.
The Ultimate Weapons Is Not A Loaded Gun But An Educated Mind

To help spread awareness of government corruption (while also negating conspiracy theory nonsense) I thought it would be fun to make a meme out of a FACTUAL and VETTED list of things that the United States Government has OFFICIALLY LISTED as being that which "makes YOU a terrorist". Now I do not normally make or participate in memes but -- this seemed like a fun way to educate teens and young adults about how our government has been hijacked by criminals.

On the original source post for this list, each item in the list has a clickable link so that you can see a copy of the original government documentation that outlines in agonizing detail, as to exactly how and why they feel that "YOU are a terrorist" for each "offense".

The source material that you can vet yourself if you wish to, maybe be found here:  thetruthwins.com/archives/72-t…

So now, on with the fun part! Lets see how big of a terrorist YOU are, according to the perspective of the US Government!

Also, just to clarify some context before we begin --

- When they say "anti-" what they mean is "you don't agree with it". They don't mean that you're going to go beat someone up or kill them or something. They mean a simple difference of opinion.

- When they say "extremist" they do not mean someone who is going to go do something nuts or dangerous, they mean anyone who does not agree with the status quo on something. Even simple things. Like if you think a law is "unfair" or "unconstitutional" then you are "an extremest", in their opinion.


CHECK ALL THAT APPLY:

1[X]  1. Those that talk about “individual liberties” because some of my political ideological (Anarchism and Eco-Warriors) is under ""individual liberties".

[ ]  2. Those that advocate for states’ rights

2[X]  3. Those that want “to make the world a better place” because some of my political ideological (Anarchism and Eco-Warriors) is under "to make the world a better place".

3[X]  4. “The colonists who sought to free themselves from British rule” because I'm anti British Empire.

[ ]  5. Those that are interested in “defeating the Communists”

[ ]  6. Those that believe “that the interests of one’s own nation are separate from the interests of other nations or the common interest of all nations”

4[X]  7. Anyone that holds a “political ideology that considers the state to be unnecessary, harmful,or undesirable” because I'm pro anarchism.

5[X]  8. Anyone that possesses an “intolerance toward other religions” because I'm pro atheism.

6[X]  9. Those that “take action to fight against the exploitation of the environment and/or animals” because I'm pro eco-warriors.

[ ]  10. “Anti-Gay”

[ ]  11. “Anti-Immigrant”

7[X]  12. “Anti-Muslim” because I'm pro atheism.

[ ]  13. “The Patriot Movement”

[ ]  14. “Opposition to equal rights for gays and lesbians”

[ ]  15. Members of the Family Research Council

[ ]  16. Members of the American Family Association

8[X]  17. Those that believe that Mexico, Canada and the United States “are secretly planning to merge into a European Union-like entity that will be known as the ‘North American Union’” because I'm anti European Union and I presume I going to be the same if the North American Union going happen.

[ ]  18. Members of the American Border Patrol/American Patrol

[ ]  19. Members of the Federation for American Immigration Reform

[ ]  20. Members of the Tennessee Freedom Coalition

[ ]  21. Members of the Christian Action Network

9[X]  22. Anyone that is “opposed to the New World Order” However, I pro for world government for military, executive, legislative, judiciary and constitution with jurisdiction, but I'm anti authoritarianism.

10[X]  23. Anyone that is engaged in “conspiracy theorising” because I presume all politics in the world are always hiding stuff from us and lying to us.

[ ]  24. Anyone that is opposed to Agenda 21

11[X]  25. Anyone that is concerned about FEMA camps because I presume the FEMA is hiding this from us and lying to us about it.

12[X]  26. Anyone that “fears impending gun control or weapons confiscations” because I'm pro gun politics but only use it for last resort because if there are a tyrant government, I only will start a war to overthrown the tyrant government.

13[X]  27. The militia movement because I'm pro militia but only use it for last resort because if there again are a tyrant government, I only will start a war to overthrown the tyrant government.

[ ]  28. The sovereign citizen movement

[ ]  29. Those that “don’t think they should have to pay taxes”

[ ]  30. Anyone that “complains about bias”

14[X]  31. Anyone that “believes in government conspiracies to the point of paranoia” because I presume all politics in the world are always hiding stuff from us and lying to us. I'm getting really paranoid about politics in the world.

[ ]  32. Anyone that “is frustrated with mainstream ideologies”

[ ]  33. Anyone that “visits extremist websites/blogs”

[ ]  34. Anyone that “establishes website/blog to display extremist views”

[ ]  35. Anyone that “attends rallies for extremist causes”

[ ]  36. Anyone that “exhibits extreme religious intolerance”

15[X]  37. Anyone that “is personally connected with a grievance”

15.5[/]  38. Anyone that “suddenly acquires weapons” because I'm pro gun politics but only use it for last resort because if there are a tyrant government, I only will start a war to overthrown the tyrant government. Aswell I don't owned any weapon(s) right now.

[ ]  39. Anyone that “organizes protests inspired by extremist ideology”

16[/]  40. “Militia or unorganized militia” because I'm pro militia but only use if for last resort because if there are tyrant government, i only will start a war to overthrown the tyrant government. Aswell I'm not in any militia(s) right now.

[ ]  41. “General right-wing extremist”

[ ]  42. Citizens that have “bumper stickers” that are patriotic or anti-U.N.

[ ]  43. Those that refer to an “Army of God”

[ ]  44. Those that are “fiercely nationalistic (as opposed to universal and international in orientation)”

[ ]  45. Those that are “anti-global”

[ ]  46. Those that are “suspicious of centralized federal authority”

17[X]  47. Those that are “reverent of individual liberty” because I'm pro anarchism and eco-warriors.

18[X]  48. Those that “believe in conspiracy theories” because I presume all politics in the world is hiding stuff from us and lying to us.

[ ]  49. Those that have “a belief that one’s personal and/or national ‘way of life’ is under attack”

19[X]  50. Those that possess “a belief in the need to be prepared for an attack either by participating in paramilitary preparations and training or survivalism” because I'm pro paramilitary and survivalism but only use it for last resort because if World War 3 happen, I only will be survivalism when World War 3 happen.

[ ]  51. Those that would “impose strict religious tenets or laws on society (fundamentalists)”

[ ]  52. Those that would “insert religion into the political sphere”

[ ]  53. Anyone that would “seek to politicize religion”

20[X]  54. Those that have “supported political movements for autonomy" because I'm pro anarchism.

21[X]  55. Anyone that is “anti-abortion” because I'm pro human rights.

22[X]  56. Anyone that is “anti-Catholic” because I'm pro atheism.

23[X]  57. Anyone that is “anti-nuclear” because I'm anti Weapons of Mass Destructions.

[ ]  58. “Rightwing extremists”

[ ]  59. “Returning veterans”

[ ]  60. Those concerned about “illegal immigration”

24[X]  61. Those that “believe in the right to bear arms” because I'm pro gun politics but only use for last resort because if there are a tyrant government, I only will start a war to overthrown the tyrant government.

24.5[/]  62. Anyone that is engaged in “ammunition stockpiling” because I'm pro gun politics but only use for last resort because if there are a tyrant government, I only will start a war to overthrown the tyrant government. I don't owned any ammunition(s) right now.

[ ]  63. Anyone that exhibits “fear of Communist regimes”

25.5[X]  64. “Anti-abortion activists” because I'm pro human rights.

[ ]  65. Those that are against illegal immigration

26.5[X]  66. Those that talk about “the New World Order” in a “derogatory” manner However, I pro for world government for military, executive, legislative, judiciary and constitution with jurisdiction.

27[/]  67. Those that have a negative view of the United Nations because I'm bit anti United Nation however that United Nation is world government but not a world government for military, executive, legislative, judiciary and constitution with jurisdiction.

[ ]  68. Those that are opposed “to the collection of federal income taxes”

[ ]  69. Those that supported former presidential candidates Ron Paul, Chuck Baldwin and Bob Barr

28[X]  70. Those that display the Gadsden Flag (“Don’t Tread On Me”) because I will fight for freedom.

[ ]  71. Those that believe in “end times” prophecies

[ ]  72. Evangelical Christians

Total Score is 28.

SCORE RANKINGS:

No Risk of Terrorism: SCORE 0: You are a perfect angel and Uncle Sam Loves YOU! (sexually)
Low Risk of Terrorism: SCORE 1 to 10: You are on a terrorist watch list and should be ashamed!
Low Risk of Terrorism: SCORE 11 to 20: Public humiliation! Apologize for your individuality.
Low Risk of Terrorism: SCORE 21 to 30: Gestapo beat down and release. That'll learn ya!
Medium Risk of Terrorism: SCORE 31 to 40: 1 year in jail with daily ass rape.
High Risk of Terrorism: SCORE 41 to 50: Guantanimo Bay time for you, fucker! 
High Risk of Terrorism: SCORE 51 to 60: CAMP FEMA might be in your future. 
High Risk of Terrorism: SCORE 61 to 72: Obama has a pen and a cell phone. You're screwed.

How did you score? Pass this meme along and have fun educating others about governmental corruption!

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